2. You've realized it’s not uplifting.
4. You did not notice that I skipped three (3).
5. ...and now you’re checking.
6. You smiled.
7. and continue reading anyway...
9. Again, you didn't realize that eight (8) is missing..
10. ..thinking you're wasting your time!
11. Supposedly there are 10 facts but it's now 11.
12. Anyway, it’s just an intro. Below is the real thing!
Ten uplifting facts about you...
